City Love.
You look into your true love’s eye
To see what terms and conditions apply
Although your offer of love is rejected
Your statutory rights are not affected
The sweetest love’s in anticipating
The customer knows a call is waiting
Your call, more lovely than that of the linnet,
Is charged at fifty-eight pence per minute
Counting the cost of true love’s obsession
Failure to meet payments can mean repossession
How many I-love-you departures before you learn
Past performance is no guarantee of future return
Iggy Mc Govern
